Well…I’m not sure what to say about Intimate Expressions.
I mean, I can talk about the compensation plan and how awesome it is that you get to make money off of sex toys if that’s your sort of thing.
I knew a horrible decision making teacher once that only ever talked about her “rabbit” and thought…wow…really?
And now here I am reviewing mlms and I’m actually afraid to tell you about what they sell so my site doesn’t get slapped as some porn central site.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against people finding pleasure but it’s just not my style to try and sell that type of stuff or talk about it really.
Does it make me uncomfortable?
yeah…uhmmm….I guess it depends on who I’m talking to.
But what if I was in a room full of women who were all dressed up for a lingerie party or the Intimate expressions party?
How would that go?
Do I really want to know what they do in their bedrooms with their mates?
I’ve been to one of these parties before.
I believe it was Pure Romance and there were brown bags galore.
If you relax just a little, you actually sit back and enjoy the very lively Intimate Expressions Hostess and wonder how much money she just banked on those electric toys she just passed around.
Speaking of which, one has to wonder if they ever use those toys they have everyone touch.
Do they have a clearance party for them?
I really can’t decide if it makes me laugh hysterically or if I want to throw up…….or maybe hit one up and buy some things.
Back to that chick that was talking about rabbit. I mean…do I really really need to know that?
What would I like to see at an Intimate Expressions party (besides lots of money being thrown at me)?
I would pay to go to a party where Dr. Ruth was the presenter.
Now..if Dr. Ruth started a mlm company like Intimate Expressions, I might just get off my couch and attend.
Purely because I like her accent of course.
As far as becoming an Intimate Expressions consultant or love expert or whatever you want to call it….I have to wonder what type of personality would be successful in selling these brown bag party items.
Certainly you can’t be shy about your junk down there and talking about how to make it all ready and hyped up for some action.
I can just imagine myself standing in front of a bunch of women (Caitlyn Jenner?) and talking about what to do with a rabbit.
Speaking of Caitlyn Jenner…I mean…What would she do with a rabbit?
I wonder what kind of party that would be.
Totally interesting I’m sure.
I wonder if Intimate Expressions makes a special toy with a bunny for Caitlyn Jenner and her peeps.
Now there’s a curiosity for sure…right?
Make Money With Intimate Expressions?
So you’re here because you want to know if you can make money with Intimate Expressions and to see if it is a legitimate company for bringing in extra money at home or on the side.
Here’s a run down of what I was able to find out by checking out Intimate Expressions website.
The term for the Intimate Expressions consultant is called a romance adviser.
I find this interesting only because, I’ve only ever seen women invited to these parties so really it’s more like a chicken cluck party.
It would be way more interesting (and awkward) to invite the men and a lot of alcohol.
I don’t think I’ve ever been in a room where women and men both talk freely about romance while passing around shivering rabbits.
Intimate Expressions states that you earning potential is limited by the goals you set for yourself.
Ok..so does that mean that if I set of goal of making a million dollars that I can make that much off of the Intimate Expressions Products?
Not so fast…in the very next sentence on their site they talk about making a wee bit of money (hundreds) to pay off extra bills to building a sales team to reach the sky.
There it is.
The sales team pitch.
I don’t know what it is.
I’m a team player if you put me in a whitewater boat, on a lead climb at Seneca Rocks, in a tandem Kayak and even on a ropes course, but when it comes to building a team of people selling vibrating rabbits….
On top of that…I don’t want to beg people to be on my team.
I’m not real sure of how “hot” the Intimate Expressions biz is and quite frankly (and no offense but I know it will happen anyways) I’m not real keen on a whole group of women who are chill with talking about how butt plugs have enhanced their sex life at home and then pass them around for people to examine.
How can you not wonder if they’ve been used?
It’s like party with a game of hot potato but with colorful silicon toys instead.
Ok..so can you make money with Intimate Expressions?
Well..if I can get past the toy party part and look at it just solely as a mlm opportunity, I do like that you can earn 50% commission right out of the gate as soon as you sign up.
But…what does it mean to sign up?
Well..you have to buy the product up front.
So here you are with a whole lot of caged shivering rabbits that you have to sell. As a matter of a fact the Intimate Expressions website itself says “Simply by doing a few parties a week” you can earn money.
A few parties a week?
That’s like my whole life filled with bunnies and bootie balls!!!
Uhm..no thank you. I know there must be a better way.
I mean…how do I tell my girls that mommy has these special beads that she sells to people and they aren’t necklaces?
Plus…where in the heck do you find people who want to wrangle with your brown bag buddies?
Of course you can start with your friends, facebook peeps and some other random people that maybe you find on craigslist but what do you do when your Rabbit Stamina runs out? (Pop one of the nutrient supplements you’re selling?)
Adult Slumber Parties!
Oh..you know that will go over well with your boss and the whole cbs local news crew right?
I can see it now.
Again…if Caitlyn Jenner was involved…I’m all over it. I’d pay to see her reaction to some of the fun stuff that comes out of those mysterious plastic tubs the Intimate Expressions romance adviser took out of her car.
So…where do you have these parties?
Well…apparently if you are from Lubbock Texas, there is all sorts of likes going on for the Intimate Expressions Lubbock area.
Lucky me I came across some info that told me everything I ever wanted to know…and I guess you can have a store too?
Open you own Intimate Expressions store!
That would be fun at first because you get to watch all the young kids who just hit age 18 come in and act like a bunch corn balls, but it would get old.
Plus…what do you do when your best friends hairy Uncle Sam comes in and is totally into the lingerie you sell along with the furry handcuffs?
But you make money right?
Not so fast.
Remember, you have to buy the product first AND you have to find people to buy and I don’t know if you noticed but I generally don’t see a lot of people in “those stores”.
Even when you go to Spencer’s in the mall, people are shy about just hanging out in “that section” so you know it’s not something that’s going to be bringing in thousands of peeps.
I guess you could have a rabbit sale.
You might meet Josh Duggar at that sale.
Of course he would say he was actually looking for a pet rabbit right?
Can’t stand them.
Now…if you’re all about the money and you don’t care much about whether or not your mom might give you the side eye when you tell her you are in the rabbit business, then Intimate Expressions might very well be a good choice for you.
Well..I guess first of all the Intimate Expressions Compensation Plan is only eight levels. Pretty simple compared to the other mlm reviews I’ve done.
Check it out:
Intimate Expressions Compensation Plan
Because it’s not a mlm for everyone…which means the competition might not be a fierce as it might be for something like Empower Network.
Now I don’t have any numbers on that, but I’m pretty sure that men are probably not jumping to make money with Intimate Expressions and it’s very likely that a large majority of women are kind of gun shy with it.
So..that being said…if you’re a total go getter…..then I’d say you have a shot.
BUT…and this is not the BUTT stuff they sell but rather a total objection to the whole mlm stuff…
YOU STiLL have to find people to sell to.
You need traffic to generate sales and if you are totally clueless on how to generate traffic online, you might hurt yourself more than you help yourself.
You can become a direct sales online marketing genius with Intimate Expressions if you know how to rank and bank baby.
I’m not even sure you can do that. You see…intimate expressions make no mention of offering their consultants a website so it’s like they are still in the ice ages.
You HAVE to have a party here.
You don’t have to have inventory (so scratch my earlier comment) but you do make more money if you have it.
So..after reading all this…you realize that Intimate Expressions isn’t for you because you realize that having that many parties isn’t really something you want to spend your time doing.
Now you want to know how to make money online without home parties.
There is a way.
Fortunately for you, there is a coaching program for it too.
No parties, no toys, no buy ins, kits or inventory to carry.
You should be.
Check out and then hit me up on the inside …..but don’t tell me about your rabbits. I’m more keen to pet snakes.
If you still want time to check out the rabbits, at least learn a little bit more about becoming a millionaire while doing so. Check out these millionaire mentoring videos.