Ok. So you are trying to figure out how to bank with your new mlm opportunity right?
Or maybe you are wondering why your multi level marketing opportunity turned into a multi level money suck fish.
Yeah..you know the type of fish…kind of like the frog fish. It just sits there staring at you with his little shiny lure.
You don’t even know he’s watching you and
WHAMMM!!!
There goes more money.
Damn.
Stupid Fish.
Don’t believe me? Check it:
Did you even catch that? It happens so fast you might not believe it’s real.
Oh it’s real baby.
Here’s the deal…ANYTHING in life takes time….and my man the frog fish has mastered this along with some skills he’s learned along the way.
(I know you have probably heard this from your mlm sponsors…I know I heard it with Empower Netowrk and ipas2: “Just keep blogging and make sure you have opted into X and Y so you are ready when the leads start coming. It will take a little time but it will happen.”)
What about if you joined Jeunesse because some really cool chick looks so happy in her YouTube videos and is making a ton of money (so she says)?
You can do that right?
Well….yes and no.
You can take a lesson or three from Mr. Frog fish.
You see, the frog fish doesn’t just work during the day, he observes his environment, changes his approach and lies in wait for his one goal which is to capture some fishy food.
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He will do this for as long as it takes
….which many other fish will not do.
In a mlm, you are the frog fish and your leads are your fishy fish.
The frog fish doesn’t just rely on his ability to change and adapt to his environment, he also has patience and more importantly persistence.
You know what else he has?
A shiny lure on top of his head that he sways back and forth to draw in his fish…but he only uses that when his other tactics don’t work.
Check out the lure on this guy: (you only need to watch the first couple seconds to see the lure)
What you need to succeed in mlm is a fancy lure like my man, the frog fish.
The interesting thing is once you learn how to use that shiny lure, you’ll find yourself pulling in more fish than you could imagine and then you face a dilemma…..do you want to be like the same frog fish that got you into your mlm opportunity and snatches your money in less than 6 milliseconds?
I’m guessing if you are a halfway decent human being you don’t really want to be a frog fish and you probably won’t take delight in teaching others how to be frog fish either.
What if you could learn how to use the pretty shiny lure but use it for good instead of sucking in your client’s money and then watching them struggle below you (or inside of you if you really gobbled them up)?
Wouldn’t you love to have the skills to save people from becoming frog fish?
You could help them build their businesses by helping other business peeps.
Instead of being frog fish, you are a pig of happiness!
I’d much rather be a pig.
-Charissa
LMAO! “multi level money suck fish”. You crack me up!
Haha! Glad I could be of service! Thanks for checking out my mlm reviews. Your reading eyes are definitely appreciated!
Your mlm reviews blog is so refreshing! It’s so nice to see a review blog so nicely organized. I check out the other big ones but I was fortunate to find yours. I look forward to your mlm review posts and this one is just a great little break from the norm! I’m a pig too! Nice to meet you!
I can’t believe there is something called a Frogfish. I thought you were nuts but I like how you worked it into your mlm reviews.
Great stuff! Mlm Reviews are time consuming but you seem to be rocking it! I’m definitely keeping this blog as one of my favs to reference. Thank you!
You make a great point about being a pig. Thanks for this post!
Thank you so much for your reviews here. They are giving me a good idea on what to expect when I enter the mlm world. I’m sorry to hear about your BeachBody Drama.
Thanks Emily! The BeachBody Coach stuff isn’t too bad. I mean, I totally woudn’t rely on it for any money but for the discount and getting in shape I like it. I’m actually thinking of hanging on a bit longer to see if I can get some coaches, but I am very skeptical. Already I’ve had people use my site to get motivated and they went and bought from another site but still wanted me to coach them. It’s the life of the mlm opportunity. You can bring in half a grand and several buy in but on the cheaper site (aka ebay and amazon). You truly have to build a following for mlm and that takes time.
Wow! Besides being super hot, your posts are great! Keep up the nice job!
*blush* Thanks. I’d like to think my brain is the sexiest thing on me. ;)
This is a great post! You couldn’t ask for more entertainment on a mlm reviews blog! Thanks so much for your content!
Hi, just wanted to tell you, I enjoyed this post. It was inspiring.Keep on posting!
Thank you so much! It’s one of my favorites!