Plexus Slim Reviews – So Much to Talk About

Here’s something interesting! The amount of Plexus Slim Reviews out there!

Why so interesting you ask?

Because for the first time in forever (Yes…that’s a Frozen reference) a mlm like Plexus Slim is doing something different.

Thank goodness right??

For the first time, I have found a mlm that is global that is not at the top for their own keyword.

Ha!

And here you thought it was going to be the answer to your mlm sorrows right?

Nah…that’s silly.

Speaking of silly, don’t you think it’s about time you stopped wasting your time trying to find the best way to make money at home?

Why don’t you get some coaching?

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Ok…so you’re not buying that a good mlm coach or online network marketing coach is what you need?

Okie Dokie!

Back to the fact that Plexus Slim isn’t even ranking number one on Google for their own Plexus Products. (Crazy, I know)

The leader to the Plexus Slim race online is a gal named Betty from Denver: www.plexuspoint.com/plexus–slim-reviews/

And let me tell you, this chick is da bomb when it comes to doing what she has done.

I am truly impressed with her presence and it is tempting to find her by accident and have coffee with her. (Good thing I don’t live in Denver…I’d try to make her my new bff)

So Betty seems to have gotten so pissed off at Plexus Slim (or at least that’s how it came across to me) that she made this HUGE massive site to get people to her site instead.

Or maybe she’s not angry and she’s just a very very good marketing genius. (or she paid someone)

OR Both. (dun dun duuun!)

But wait!

That’s not all. She also sells a weight loss product.

I have to tell you, I am truly truly impressed with this girl.

She’s not trying to rank for Plexus Slim to sell Plexus Slim.

She is not trying to rank for Plexus Slim to just sell another weight loss mlm either!

She is not even trying to rank for Plexus Slim to sell you something someone else made! (at least as far as I can tell!)

I mean…she is a freakin’ boss of her own world and she is selling her own weight loss product.

Tell me that’s not crazy kick ass.

(If you don’t know why or you don’t see why this is superiorly awesome, then you desperately need some online coaching. Trust me on this.)

So my girl Betty.

She’s skinny.

And I’m tempted to buy her book/ weight loss program. IT’s only $97.00 and that’s pretty cool if it works.

Heck!

I feel like buying it just to tip her for the fantastic website.

AS if ranking weren’t enough, this girl has a great funnel for the people looking for Plexus Slim reviews.

She keeps you clicking and engaged and then BAM! She hits you with the little box.

Kind of like this one here:

 

Alright…

I guess if you want to keep on reading about Plexus Slim Reviews, I’ll write one up.

One Plexus Slim Review please!

Yes Sir!

Here we go!

What is Plexus Slim? (Why do we care?)

Let’s answer the second question about Plexus Slim first.   We care to know what Plexus Slim is for one of two reasons:

1. You are fat like me and you want to pound away pounds.
2. You are fed up with your job, like me, and want to find a way to make money online.

Either way you are like me.   You see that?

Awe…come on.

You know that’s awesome. I’ve always wanted to be like you!

OH OK…all joking aside…let’s talk Plexus Slim.

Plexus Slim is a weight loss mlm.

Taa Daa!

That’s it.

What?

You were expecting more?

Ok. Ok.

Plexus Slim Products

Plexus Slim is a weight loss company that sells the following products:

• Plexus MegaX – Essential Omega supplement

• Plexus Weight Loss

  • Plexus Slim and Block Combo
  • Plexus Slim and Accelerator Plus
  • Plexus Slim and Boost
  • Plexus Slim
  • Accelerator
  • Plexus Boost
  • Plexus 96
  • Plexus Bio Cleanse

• Plexus Lifestyle Products

  • Plexus Fast Relief Nerve Health Support
  • Plexus Ease Capsules
  • Plexus Ease Cream
  • Plexus Ease Combo Pack

• Plexus XFactor – aka vitamins

  • Plexus Xfactor Family

• Plexus Detoxification

  • Bio Cleanse – I’m guessing fiber since it helps with constipation
  • ProBio5 – Who knew that probiotics would be such a money maker?

• Plexus Body Cream – Homeopathic facial stuff

• Plexus Breast chek kit (why do they have to call it chek and not check?) – Clearly a way to make money off of purely FREE information given out by doctors and the internet daily. There is some type of finger feeling magnification magic with this one.
• Plexus Block – blocks absorption of starches and sugars. Why not just stop eating them? Wouldn’t that be more healthy than changing your body chemistry?
• Plexus Sim, Boot & Block – Super duper weight loss pill combo kit

 

Here is the Plexus Slim Story straight from their site: “Our Story Plexus Worldwide is committed to providing our Ambassadors with life-changing products and a unique and rewarding business opportunity. The combination of our products and opportunity help open the door to personal success and financial freedom. In early 2011 Plexus Worldwide launched the synergistic product combination of Plexus Slim and Accelerator. The initial results were extremely impressive and sales have grown dramatically month over month. Our core beliefs are simple: Be Trustworthy, Be Honest, Be Reliable, and Be Responsible. These beliefs encompass all that we do. You can have confidence in the quality of our products, the commitment to our Ambassadors, and the support we will provide to help you succeed.”. – See more at: http://www.plexusworldwide.com/company

First off…it’s not really a unique business opportunity when you consider that every single mlm out there (it seems) also offers the same unique business opportunity.

Another issue?

I find it odd that their executives are all not slim and I can’t help but see that their claim saying that they encompass all that they do is not being followed by their own leaders. I mean…if you do weight loss…shouldn’t you be more fit? It’s either that or they have a horrible photographer.

This company is miles away from being youthful and young looking like the people I saw when I wrote the TruVision Health Review.

On top of that, take a quick look at their Plexus Slim Return Policy and Refund Policy and then I know the Plexus Slim Goals are even more laughable.

It’s a ridiculous process for the Plexus Ambassador.

They have to give this to them and then back to her and then mail this to them and they’ll give you back that.

That’s not a refund policy I’d bank on and you can see how it is meant to benefit the Plexus Slim organization over the Ambassador because it requires a lot more work on the Plexus Slim Ambassador side rather than corporate Plexus Slim.

Ahh me.

Maybe I want too much from mlms now. I don’t know.

So…I didn’t even get to the Plexus Slim Compensation Plan because I’m bored.

Like I should be.

Aren’t you bored trying the find the right mlm or being stuck not making money in your current network marketing opportunity?

Don’t you want to know how to make money outside of network marketing?

Make extra money without a mlm company?

Yes…I hear you.

I hear you saying YeS! SAVE ME!

Ok then….

Here’s the deal.

You need an online coach.

I know a whole spectacular program. I recommend it and I work on find people like you just like Betty works on finding people to save from Plexus Slim.

This online coaching that works is what your life has been missing if you are trying to make money online.

I only know this because it was my first attempt and I know I’m making more money than a lot of people who have tried mlms in the past.

Check out how serious this coaching is here:

OR..do your self a favor and schedule a strategy call.

Let my cool online coaches and peeps help you excel online.

This is a serious program for serious online earners and those who want to be one.

I’ll write up a Plexus Slim Compensation Plan another day because right now, I’m headed off to bed to have wonderful dreams and enjoy the rest of my stress free work day in peace.

Sounds so wonderful right?

It is.

Even better than that? YOU get to chose what step to take next.  You have one life.

How do you want to live it?

I wish you nothing but the best decision making,

 

Charissa