This post is just a little break from my normal reviews because..quite frankly …I need it.
Researching mlms and deciding which mlm to join is a daunting task to say the least.
I originally didn’t start out my journey to join a mlm because I really just wanted to find out more about mlms and why not make wise use of my time and blog about it right?
I’m a blabber mouth to boot, so naturally this kind of outlet for me it totally right.
I love researching things, but sometimes you just need a break!
Sometimes, I will sit in front of the computer for hours and I eventually get to a point where I think hair starts growing on the top of my mouth.
Hair on my mouth?
No..really what it is it that I get to a point where I have no clue what I’m talking about.
Mlm reviews are kind of fun but they do take a lot of work to do right.
Hopefully I don’t totally suck at it.
(Alter ego speaking NOW: HEY! You lousy computer girl…why are you so mean to yourself…what? are you trying to bully yourself like that chick from Catfish called Tracey Barbie…..whose real name was Tracy Barbie Armah or something crazy like that?
Why do you even think for a moment you suck?
Tell that little devil on your shoulder nicknamed Barbie to shut the bleep up!)
Maybe I’ll make my alter ego that chick from Catfish because really..I mean..did you see that episode?
It’s from around my turf so it interests me.
Falesha….beautiful girl. It’s ironically good that the whole Tracey Barbie things happened because now, she’s famous and she seems like a really really nice girl.
Not only that, she is absolutely beautiful and being an aspiring model ….she’s probably all good to go now!
There is one crazy person she can thank now….Tracey Barbie.
Isn’t it strange how Ying and Yang work?
Anyways…let’s get back to talking about the mlm dictionary and the title of my post…walking encyclopedia.
I have literally spent so much time researching mlms that I’m not surprised if I start quoting out mlm compensation plans in my sleep.
My poor husband.
I mean..I literally have fallen asleep at my computer trying to soak up and find all the answers to the mlm world and there are a couple of things that I am starting to see a pattern of witihin it.
Want know what they are?
I could tell you right now, but the what would be the fun in that?
You wouldn’t have anything to read about right?
So..I will tell you one thing, that you probably already know but I will tell you nonetheless.
There are good mlms and there are bad mlms.
And they are not at all like M&Ms or Enimen….or Enema…or…I have no clue how to spell but you know..that rapper guy….
Speaking of which..I LOVE Enimen. There is just something about it.
I know…crazy right?
I also love the Oak Ridge Boys.
Talk about two different personalities!
You don’t know the Um paa um paaa Meoww wow song?
Don’t worry, you know I gotcha back:
Man…that brings back some memories.
Look how happy he is singing this song! I just love the dude that does the umph pa.
It kind of reminds me of some bit of hippie songs from my ex Phish boyfriend.
But then there’s this:
I have no idea what it is but I freakin’ LOVE this song.
Yes…a mother of two loving the Rap God…right?
My mother would die!
He starts out slow…
He slowly builds it….
He is NOT just a regular normal boring rapper.
He throws all of it out there.
Maybe it’s because I relate.
You feel me?
You ever feel like you are the only you?
You ever have people tell you that maybe you should censor yourself?
Yeah….Eminem just made it safe for my mouth to talk some mutha Fuckin shit…
I mean if he does it I can right?
I freakin love this song.
I’ve been typing to it while listening to it.
Just like an Elevator Blog.
I’m trying to figure out how to make a bigger blog than all the blogs.
Does that mean I should start shootin the shit and swearing all over the place.
It just means I need to be me.
And he don’t pee.
hahahahah! Now I’m rapping.
Ok..so that was a total rant that had nothing to do with anything.
Let’s get back to the walking mlm encyclopedia ….aka…me.
No matter where I go, I’m all mlm.
I’m reading about so many mlms and then I sit and just about gasping because when I do look at all the mlms out there and all the mlm reviews, it’s a wonder that there is even space in this huge mlm world for me to “compete”.
I see the same blogs, the top blogs, out there and I’m aghast in admiration.
One of my favorite blogs uses the word flaccid a lot.
I have no idea why I like that word but it makes me feel happy.
I like it when big enormous words are used in blogs because, for me, it indicates a brain that has some knowledge behind it and it it isn’t just some mlm copycat.
I would use larger words in my mlm reviews, but it wouldn’t be me.
I’m sure when I get on a rant about Biology and comparing things to mitochondrial DNA and how thylakoids work in the chloroplasts that I might sound totally nerdy and completely irrelevant.
That’s not my jive.
I rant as I go along.
Merrily I rant along, rant along…rant along.
How did I learn to rant?
As a kid I always had my nose in a book.
I enjoy learning.
I’m a total lover of all things nerd.
I think if there was a nerd mlm, I would totally join it.
I learned to rant from reading soooo much. I have so much to say…that I didn’t say growing up so I think I’m just a ranting machine nowadays.
Back to the nerds.
Land of the mlm nerds would be a theme park I would open and every ride would have something to do with a computer, the internet and money….health and wellness.
Nerds would be the ride operators and the only nerds that would be hired would be the ones who were ridiculously happy.
I might hire one nerd who was angry like Grumpy Smurf just to mix it up a bit.
Can you tell I needed a break?
I know that mlm reviews are good things to read but if you are here reading this because you needed a break…welcome.
Getting a break from the mlm world, whether you are in one or not, is a good thing to do.
Mlms can consume people.
They can take time away from your family, leave holes in your pocket and leave you crying at the table at night.
Trust me on this.
Have you ever wanted something so badly that you just won’t stop?
I remember when I was in college I wanted to wrestle (women’s wrestling) and I had asked the coach if I could use the mats to practice.
I was told no.
But I wouldn’t accept that answer.
I was astounded that they wouldn’t share their mats with me.
I mean, I paid tuition right?
And I don’t know if you have ever wrestled before or not, but wrestling on anything besides a wrestling mat totally sucks.
So I asked how it would be possible.
“You have to be on the team if you want to practice wrestling on our mats”
I remember the moment I heard that answer.
I immediately thought..”OH man….they are going to make me one of those girls”
I lost a little bit of momentum but then pick up my shoulders and said: “Ok..how do I do that?”
And you know what?
It was that simple.
They couldn’t say no because the sport was not offered to women at the school and therefore, I was on the team.
Now..if you’re thinking that is a bunch of bull shit…hear me out.
I didn’t want to practice with their team, but it was the only way I could practice the amount of time I needed to in order to get good at what I wanted.
(side note: I love working online because researching mlms can happen ANYWHERE a computer and internet are accessible and I don’t have to join a team to do it)
So there I was on the wrestling team. Running 3 miles in the morning and at night. Doing the daily 100 situps and 100 pull ups (no..I didn’t do them very well at first..but I kept at it and eventually was able to do them in sets of 10 faster and faster to get done with my workout. I was always the last one in the gym …never cheating the 100 we were asked to do) and kind of pissing off some of the male wrestlers because I would beat some of them in some of the activities.
One guy threw his shoes at me and told me to get ready because he was pissed that I beat him running the second set of our 3 mile run that afternoon….which was followed by bleachers. I kicked his ass.
He threw a temper tantrum.
Anyways…I wonder what he is doing now.
The one wrestler on the team who DID not treat me like crap?
The one who did not go out of his way to isolate me and try to keep me from achieving my dream?
You will never guess it.
He looks much different now than when I carried him on my back during our “piggy back” runs around the mat, but I bet you he’s not as angry as the internet portrays him as.
I will always remember the day when we had to pick partners for this workout and everyone found partners FAST and I remember thinking…damn…how am I going to survive?
Then there was Josh.
He was sitting standing there with no partner and we both just kind of knew what had to happen.
The two people not picked.
He was at a total advantage. I only weighed 116lbs at the time.
Can you imagine being a big wrestling dude and you get the light weight to run around the mat with?
It was also a disadvantage.
He didn’t get as good of a workout because I seriously doubt that my size helped his muscles develop.
I got a work out alright.
Not that he’s huge…but he was a lot Larger than me and I was like a willow stick in a hot dog bun.
I refused to give up.
I remember thinking there was no way I was going to finish the workout…..but I did.
I follow through.
And Now I have this story to tell.
I just recently found out that Josh is actually a millionaire now.
That makes me extremely happy because there is nothing better than showing those “other guys” what you can do if you just never give up and you put your mind to it.
So go JOSH! (ps…thanks for not giving up on me)
Josh could have easily walked away from me that day.
He could have refused to do the work out with me and been a total dick like the other guys…but he didn’t.
And…so goes the mlm world.
You don’t have to be the best when you first come in.
You don’t have to be a guy.
You don’t have to be a girl.
You don’t have to know a damn thing about it.
You can get started at any time.
If you want to make it in the mlm world, you need to commit and persist.
Actually, that’s the whole truth about the internet network marketing world, the affiliate marketing world and the like.
If you just continue to pursue your vision, you will be successful and it might not be how you expect to get there…but you will get there.
I didn’t expect to have to join a men’s wrestling team.
But it was the vehicle that I needed in order to achieve my goal.
You know what I was awarded?
I was awarded the State Gold Medal in my weight class for wrestling that year.
Pretty cool huh?
Not to mention, I had the most bangin’ body in my life that I could have ever imagined.
The wrestling workout is NO joke.
IN that same semester that I was on the team, I banked a 4.0 on my college transcript.
Talk about a productive few months!
You never know when the moments are going to come that will change your life.
A few months ago, I did not expect to be reviewing mlms and making money online.
But I do now and I have.
This is my way to a new life.
I’m going to be a walking mlm encyclopedia that works out and dreams mlm.
It’s a job that is safe and one that will let me find my way back to my authentic self.
The woman who loves to research, be totally nerdy and beat the total crap out of her body to achieve athletic feats.
I’m in here.
I’m right here.
Blogging for life.
It’s what I’m in now.
So if you are reading this blog, it’s most likely because somehow some way you got interested in what I write about and maybe you needed a break and needed to read something other than my extremely long reviews.
Personally..I’m quit proud of the length (kind of like some men brag about) and I wouldn’t change them.
I put a lot of work into my reviews and if it got you here enjoying my crazy story, that’s cool
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